Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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