Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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