- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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