i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Justin's life

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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