What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hello.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Nah

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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