- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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