- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??