Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Anti Joke

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