A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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