Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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flavin's head

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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