- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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