- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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