- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1+1=2

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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