What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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