- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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