You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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homosexuals are gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Dance is a sport

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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