Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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