Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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