Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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