- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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