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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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