- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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