Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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An anti-joke

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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