what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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An anti-joke

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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