What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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