Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

hi dave

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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