- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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