- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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