- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

lets bomb africa

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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