What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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