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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Male leadership.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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