T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Anti Joke

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