- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab ?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Male leadership.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Womens rights.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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