- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's big and purple? Barney

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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