Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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