- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Eric is gay Ha

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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