A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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