- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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