This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Invisible Children Foundation.

Justin Bieber.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where's my baby??

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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