why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Justin Bieber.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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