Knock knock. Get out!!

Albino African Americans

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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