What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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