- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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