- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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