- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

This is not a joke.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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