- Anti Joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.