- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Pickles are moist.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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