- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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