How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

You were born.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)