I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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