What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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