- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Knock Knock Come in

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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