Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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