how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Anti Joke

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