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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Albino African Americans

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

the NAACP

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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