- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Knock Knock! F*ck off

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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