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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.