whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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