- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's up? Your time.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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