- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Ms Leong Sux

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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