- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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