What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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... Chan chan

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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