What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Sloths

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Caolan and Eamon

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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