- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I wrote a funny joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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