I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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