Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Your mother just died.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

don't read this

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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