- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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