- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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