- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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