- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Sam Hengal.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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