What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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