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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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