What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

the NAACP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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