- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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