- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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